[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

It’s the most epic & outrageous edition of POST APOCALYPSE to date.

I’d love to say that no animals were harmed during the making of this podcast but it wouldn’t be true!

Last Chance Lance and his intrepid squirrel Little Chris!(?) join me to read some of your letters and to giveaway three copies of the horror anthology THE THEATRE BIZARRE currently out on home video courtesy of IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT.

Endure,

:- FDBK

http://rue-morgue.com/2012/05/post-a...atton-edition/

[Dark Mark]

I simply cannot wait to receive my surprise with squirrel pee on it

I will admit to adding your name to my Rondo vote for DVD reviewer Stuart...What a suck up I am.

I just finished listening ha ha ha! I think he liked them

Those nuts cost me twenty bucks!

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

I simply cannot wait to receive my surprise with squirrel pee on it

And don't forget. You have to guess which area of the box the squirrel peed on.

I will admit to adding your name to my Rondo vote for DVD reviewer Stuart...What a suck up I am.

Well, thank you.

Next year, hopefully the podcast gets nominated - but also...I want THE MORTUARY to get a nomination for best horror site. I will campaign on both fronts.

I just finished listening ha ha ha! I think he liked them

I think he did. In his own, special way. (He couldn't stop fondling the fucking things.) At the very least, it gave me great pleasure seeing him open them.

Those nuts cost me twenty bucks!

Well, I'd like to say it was money well spent but that's probably not true.

Anyway, thanks for doing that. You helped create a particularly berzerk episode of the podcast and one of the most fun shows I've edited together for it yet.

I gotta say, these POST APOCALYPSE shows are my favourite (even though casual listeners will probably wonder what the hell is going on).

These shows are getting progressively more strange and that suits me just fine.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

And don't forget. You have to guess which area of the box the squirrel peed on.

Just when I thought life couldn't get any better.

Next time I send you or Lamp something I'll be sure to piss all over it first

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Yeah, and keep in mind. It was quite a puddle. Not a pillion puddle. More like a Squillion Puddle.

[Dark Mark]

It says something that I can tell my wife and daughter that I am expecting an important parcel that has been peed on by a squirrel and they don’t bat an eye. The Daughter of Darkness who has listened to portions of the show thinks you are both “ridiculous”

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Last Chance Lance as DAVROS.

[Ashley O]

Call me crazy, but I actually do want to see this "movie" Last Chance Lamp made. Is it actually going on YouTube?

Maybe I should call him and ask for a private screening... on second thought, no. I don't want to a) wind up in a freezer, b) get pissed on by a squirrel, or c) all of the above.

You guys really brighten my day.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Yes, Last Chance Lamp's soon to be infamous FROSTBITE will be online soon. But be warned. It's three minutes of your life you will NEVER get back!

[Nut of the Living Dead]

Great Caesar’s ghost, man! That's Lamp? Amazing.

I can't wait to see the book length epic he co-authored - AKA: The poster he signed for me.
Author, filmmaker, embalmer, master of cosplay, friend to small animals (when he's not squeezing the squeak out of them), is there anything he's not capable of?
If there is I’m sure he doesn’t remember.

[Owen Garth]

I had to turn down the volume during Lance's movie because that little girl's screams were getting the dogs too excited.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Even though I wear headphones when I edit the shows, those piercing screams still woke my girlfriend up. I think she thought I was watching some sort of fucked up, cruelty-oriented, illegal pornography.....
















.....again.

[Meli Hooker]

Originally Posted by Owen Garth

I had to turn down the volume during Lance's movie ...

Who??

[Dark Mark]

I hate surprises though…I might have to break out the Ouija board.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

I hate surprises though…I might have to break out the Ouija board.

Fair enough. Let's see if it works. Use the Ouija board to guess what it is.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

Fair enough. Let's see if it works. Use the Ouija board to guess what it is.

Well according to the spirits it is apparently a box of novelty, horror themed condoms covered in squirrel pee

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

Well according to the spirits it is apparently a box of novelty, horror themed condoms covered in squirrel pee

You're MUCH closer than you think. Maybe there's something to these Ouija boards after all.....

[ZombieBait]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

Yes, Last Chance Lamp's soon to be infamous FROSTBITE will be online soon. But be warned. It's three minutes of your life you will NEVER get back!

Can't wait to see it. It sounded terrible.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Your intuition is impeccably accurate, ZombieBait.

[JaMaL]

Has anyone called Last Chance Lance yet?

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by JaMaL

Has anyone called Last Chance Lance yet?

I have no idea coz I haven't heard from him.....other than an email telling me he actually listened to the whole podcast (I think that's a first) and he said he 'loved it.'

I suppose there's a first time for everything.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

I suppose there's a first time for everything.

Are you sure he isn't pulling an "Alexander" on you?

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

Are you sure he isn't pulling an "Alexander" on you?

He could be. It's hard to say coz he said this via an email and it's hard to get a real sense. I need to look in his eyes if I want the truth. There, I will find my answer.

[impossiblefunky]

Funny that you turned down the volume on Last Chance Lance's movie. I turn down the volume whenever he speaks.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by impossiblefunky

Funny that you turned down the volume on Last Chance Lance's movie. I turn down the volume whenever he speaks.

I've heard from a few folks recently that the POST APOCALYPSE shows are their favourite episodes of the podcast.

I think it's safe to say that you disagree with that statement. Correct?

[impossiblefunky]

Yeah, I don't know what it is but the Lance episodes just don't do it for me. The bickering between you guys, his bizarre attitude. Maybe he's a nice guy in real life but his podcast persona just grates on me. I had to eventually give up on the episode.

I think, from now on, you should put a warning in the description if an episode contains LCL -- I'll be sure not to download those.

[Meli Hooker]

No shit?! Episodes with Lamp, and especially the Post Apocalypse eps, are my favorite.

But as Feedback mentioned, casual listeners would probably not enjoy the PA as much.

[Dark Mark]

My favourite part of RMR was always The Caustic Critics and more often because of the banter which had nothing to do with the film in question. Indeed sometimes you barely got to the film in question. The Post Apocalypse pods encapsulate the essential heart of what made RMR so great - articulate, passionate, charismatic, witty , intelligent (maybe not so much Lamp he’s a formaldehyde fuelled man child, crow fondler after all) and forthright horror fans discoursing on the genre. I can also thank you for encouraging me to pee on more things and send them to people. Who knew that would be so much fun?

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by impossiblefunky

I think, from now on, you should put a warning in the description if an episode contains LCL -- I'll be sure not to download those.

Well....if it says POST APOCALYPSE, it's usually gonna have Lance on there. Although you might wanna listen to the next one - coz I'm gonna read some of your comments.

[impossiblefunky]

Oh, great. Hoping you'll reconsider. I've already got enough people that hate me.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by impossiblefunky

Oh, great. Hoping you'll reconsider. I've already got enough people that hate me.

Don't worry. Lance will forget your comments exactly 6 hours after hearing them.

[impossiblefunky]

Yeah, he definitely seems to "react first / think never".

Geesh! Why can't I stop saying bad things in a public forum?

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

Lance will forget your comments exactly 6 hours after hearing them.

p.s. I'm being REALLY fucking generous with the 6 hour time cut off. REALLY generous.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by impossiblefunky

Yeah, he definitely seems to "react first / think never".

Correct. And if he were to change his modus operandi in the slightest, I'd be on the hunt for a new co-host asap.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

Correct. And if he were to change his modus operandi in the slightest, I'd be on the hunt for a new co-host asap.

I've been listening for years now and Lamp is definitely your best foil yet. Don't replace him, just look what happened to Emu. He hasn’t worked since Rod Hull departed.



I would suggest Emu as a guest presenter but he wasn't much of a talker.

[Nut of the Living Dead]

I'm with DM - speak no evil! It wouldn't be Post Apoc without the Lamp stamp. I can hear him now, "Who?"

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Don't worry, Lamp isn't going anywhere, with or without Mr. White' approval.

[Dark Mark]

To my great delight a Buffy The Vampire themed talking board* arrived in the post today along with a copy of Priest (2011). Try as hard as I might I cannot find any evidence that either has been anointed by a squirrel or indeed any other mammal.
Thank you very much I’ve been wanting this for quite a while now and I actually have the beginning of a collection.

*Ouija is a proprietary name.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Look closely at the bottom right hand corner of the top lid of the box (for the Buffy board.)

If nothing looks fishy give it a whiff and see if you can detect the faint aromas of squirrel urine. I assure you - there was a sizable puddle on that box!

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

Look closely at the bottom right hand corner of the top lid of the box (for the Buffy board.)

If nothing looks fishy give it a whiff and see if you can detect the faint aromas of squirrel urine. I assure you - there was a sizable puddle on that box!

Nope nothing...not even a whiff and my research suggested that squirrel pee is notoriously pungent (heaven knows what Lamp smells like? Embalming fluid, with a hint of rodent urine ).

Is it odd that I find myself strangely disappointed?

My daughter did better than I and was able to detect the offending odor. She has a better nose than me obviously. She was so unimpressed when I explained what she was looking for

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

She has a better nose than me obviously. She was so unimpressed when I explained what she was looking for

Yeah - it's not exactly the sort of thing a little girl dreams her Daddy will ask her to do.

I imagine one day, she'll have to 'awkwardly' explain this memory to her therapist.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

I hate surprises though…I might have to break out the Ouija board.

I can't tell you how much I enjoyed the irony of this post!

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Here he is. Last Chance Lamp with his Letter from Meli Hooker.

[Stuart Feedback Andrews]

Lance with a set of Kangaroo Bollocks and a Squirrel named "Little Chris."

[Ashley O]

The above might be the strangest picture I've ever seen.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

Lance with a set of Kangaroo Bollocks and a Squirrel named "Little Chris."

Little Chris is looking on with clear envy. I'm not sure what is going through Lamp's mind, but then that's nothing new
Those balls were one of my better ideas!

Originally Posted by Stuart Feedback Andrews

I can't tell you how much I enjoyed the irony of this post!

Irony or uncanny prescience? You decide dear listeners...