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Old 08-16-2011, 02:00 PM
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Oh man. This is comedic GOLD!

Lol. 'Earf'

So...they claim to be 'underground' and 'anti mainstream'..

Xzibit? MC Hammer? Vanilla Ice? Saliva?

Are you fricking serious?

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The Thing: The Musical!

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Old 10-10-2011, 11:28 PM
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Old 10-14-2011, 12:42 AM
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Hahahahah!
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Old 10-17-2011, 01:37 PM
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The Walken Dead...

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Old 10-18-2011, 06:54 AM
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Old 10-29-2011, 12:49 AM
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Charlie Brown: Blockhead's Revenge...

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Old 10-29-2011, 01:20 AM
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Good for him! About time he did something proactive.
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:39 AM
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About time Charlie Brown kicked Lucy's bratty butt!
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:41 AM
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Every year on Halloween I watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. I would gladly break that tradition if this was a real film.
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:42 AM
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Trio of mental film trailers from Ghana. They must be seen to be believed:

2016

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Trio of mental film trailers from Ghana. They must be seen to be believed:

2016
Great, now I'm gonna be shoutin' 2016!!! all day. Thanks El Goro.

But I have to say, if there's one thing that American movies are missin', it's sequences of aliens puntin' babies like they were footballs. I would actually see 90% of what Hollywood came out with if they included a baby kickin' scene.
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Old 11-21-2011, 10:59 AM
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Great, now I'm gonna be shoutin' 2016!!! all day. Thanks El Goro.

But I have to say, if there's one thing that American movies are missin', it's sequences of aliens puntin' babies like they were footballs. I would actually see 90% of what Hollywood came out with if they included a baby kickin' scene.
Gonzo Ghana. What else can ya say?
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:24 PM
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When Gnomes Attack
I thought they released boggarts here in the sixties in a misguided attempt to control the gnome infestation. In their natural habitat few survive the cold of winter which helps keep the numbers down a bit.
I've a gnome in the garden which I'll be watching closely from now on, in case he goes rogue on us.
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Old 12-07-2011, 11:25 AM
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Good stuff there Dark Mark. It'll be interesting to see if this turns into a full-on movie.
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Old 12-07-2011, 11:33 AM
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Why isn't my neighborhood this cool? Slayer Christmas lights!

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This overly lip-glossed fella has it right. We should be ashamed we have butter when Norway does not. Hope all of us are happy with ourselves. Try to enjoy your Christmas, you heartless bastards!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=ub0GzU56YMA#!

I will say this though, the idea of somebody breakin' into my house and eatin' all my butter while forcin' the entire family to watch is a nifty idea for a horror film.
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Old 12-19-2011, 03:03 PM
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He's not having my butter. Damn it looks like he's been spreading the butter on his lips which is wasteful.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:41 PM
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Old 12-21-2011, 10:07 PM
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Tis the season for hilarity, courtesy of mother nature...

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Old 12-26-2011, 12:49 PM
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This had me howling! You have to log-in to YouTube to see it, though.

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Old 12-26-2011, 02:13 PM
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This had me howling! You have to log-in to YouTube to see it, though.

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Walking through the glass wall has to be my favorite.
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Old 12-26-2011, 08:36 PM
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Old 01-03-2012, 07:37 PM
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That is so much better than the 2011 premake.
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Old 01-04-2012, 12:33 AM
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As an unashamed fan of Pingu, I have to say that's bloody brilliant!
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:10 AM
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:29 AM
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Still nowhere near as crazy as Ron Paul...

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Old 01-11-2012, 11:22 AM
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Snobbery with violence. Reminds me of why I love being British
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Sadly, this is way better than half the music out there these days...

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Sadly, this is way better than half the music out there these days...

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That's just too cute.
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Nice find sir. Lost my shit with that.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:27 AM
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I had a similar experience with a tiger when I took my daughter to the Australia Zoo. They don't like it when you strike the glass back. "You looking at me?"
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Travelling on public transport and frequenting the mall I'm convinced that a fair number of the local populace are already amongst the unliving.

If they tried it here or in the UK they would likely get the living shit kicked out of them.

New York has stricter gun regulation than most of the US...Try this in Utah.
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New York has stricter gun regulation than most of the US...Try this in Utah.
Or Ohio, we don't play that shit. Although, these zombies are kinda going about their business, so I'm not sure people would pay them much mind as long as they stay outta peoples personal space.

The funniest part is the squirrel trying to run up on that zombie in the park.

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