[Dark Mark]

Just when I thought I had seen it all....



I warned you in the title.

Also available are Alien and Cthulhu appliances

[brotherhoodoflife]

Okay now that is just disturbing.

[Nallix]

Really I'm just surprised they didn't turn up until now.

Oh, and I doubt they'll sell more than a handful of those dildos with price tags well over $100 for most of them. That's insane, even for "premium" sex toys. For that price you can get some really fancy stuff made of things better than simple silicone.

[bigmac64]

Gives new meaning to the term "Dead Fuck," I guess.

[Nonsense]

LOL necronomicox, which roughly translates to "book of the names of the dead dicks"

[Nallix]

Originally Posted by Nonsense

LOL necronomicox, which roughly translates to "book of the names of the dead dicks"

Actually, more like "dick of dead names".

[Nonsense]

Originally Posted by Nallix

Actually, more like "dick of dead names".

ha! there must be a culture that archives things in old dead dicks. "dead sea poles" perhaps.

[colum]

Originally Posted by Nonsense

ha! there must be a culture that archives things in old dead dicks. "dead sea poles" perhaps.

Terrible.

[Rancidfilms]

Hows about this...

The 'Edward-inspired' dildo.

It's pale flesh colored and 'sparkles'.

http://io9.com/5344802/twilight-insp...ing-apocalypse

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Nallix

Really I'm just surprised they didn't turn up until now.

Oh, and I doubt they'll sell more than a handful of those dildos with price tags well over $100 for most of them. That's insane, even for "premium" sex toys. For that price you can get some really fancy stuff made of things better than simple silicone.

I'm wondering what sort of robot you are building now?

[Nallix]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

I'm wondering what sort of robot you are building now?

Nothing special these days, right now I'm working on designed for house automation.

[Jesus Was A Robot]

OH god that is fucked up. I'd consider buying one of these for my wife just to gross her out.

[colum]

Originally Posted by Nallix

Nothing special these days, right now I'm working on designed for house automation.

[Nallix]

More like

[Dark Mark]

Your seemingly exhaustive knowledge of self-stimulatory appliances led me to ponder if you were in fact working on a sexbot.

[Nallix]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

Your seemingly exhaustive knowledge of self-stimulatory appliances led me to ponder if you were in fact working on a sexbot.

Nope, just a pervert, specifically one that has friends that staff some of the local adult stores.

But if you're really interested, I can design a simple sex machine. Not much other than an electric motor with a fake dong on the end.

[Meli Hooker]

Originally Posted by Nallix

Nope, just a pervert, specifically one that has friends that staff some of the local adult stores.

But if you're really interested, I can design a simple sex machine. Not much other than an electric motor with a fake dong on the end.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[colum]

Originally Posted by meli4649

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Cheap date, eh?

[Meli Hooker]

Originally Posted by colum

Cheap date, eh?

No muss, no fuss.

[AtlanticVamp]

See, I just got to stop clicking links. I guess Zombies need lovin' too. In their case, however, you can just pop it off.

[The Coyote]

Originally Posted by Rancidfilms

Hows about this...

The 'Edward-inspired' dildo.

It's pale flesh colored and 'sparkles'.

http://io9.com/5344802/twilight-insp...ing-apocalypse

What a terrible headline for that story. You could so much fun with that.

MORMON'S BOOK INSPIRES POPE JOHN POLE III

FROM ONE-SIDED CHARACTER TO ONE-EYED WONDER WEASEL

MARY SUES CLAMOR FOR BEAVER CLEAVER

VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE BASIS FOR SALAMI STICK


...I'm done...

[Meli Hooker]

Originally Posted by The Coyote

What a terrible headline for that story. You could so much fun with that.

MORMON'S BOOK INSPIRES POPE JOHN POLE III

FROM ONE-SIDED CHARACTER TO ONE-EYED WONDER WEASEL

MARY SUES CLAMOR FOR BEAVER CLEAVER

VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE BASIS FOR SALAMI STICK


...I'm done...

Are you a professional!? Those are great

[Rancidfilms]

Originally Posted by Nallix

Nope, just a pervert, But if you're really interested, I can design a simple sex machine. Not much other than an electric motor with a fake dong on the end.

You need to do better than that, Nallix, the Sybian has been around for years!

[Nallix]

Originally Posted by Rancidfilms

You need to do better than that, Nallix, the Sybian has been around for years!

The Sybian is nothing more than an overpriced motor that has been off balanced as a vibrator. I'm talking more like a decent torque (at least for an electric one) motor driving a piston with a suitable rubber cock on the end.



Yeah...it's heard to find a picture of what I'm talking about that is still safe to post here.

[AtlanticVamp]

Originally Posted by Nallix

The Sybian is nothing more than an overpriced motor that has been off balanced as a vibrator. I'm talking more like a decent torque (at least for an electric one) motor driving a piston with a suitable rubber cock on the end.



Yeah...it's heard to find a picture of what I'm talking about that is still safe to post here.

What the hell is the world coming to? But then again, it gives a new meaning to calling someone a tool. It could be a compliment!

[Dark Mark]

I really hope this isn't the only thread people will remember me for

[The Coyote]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

I really hope this isn't the only thread people will remember me for

DARK MARK REMEMBERED VIA MARQUEE LOVE MUSCLE

I'm sorry. I really couldn't resist.

[AtlanticVamp]

What's next? Vampire Pocket Pussy?

"A pocket worth sinking your 'fang' into"?

Ew, no, it would bleed.

[bigmac64]

Originally Posted by AtlanticVamp

What's next? Vampire Pocket Pussy?

"A pocket worth sinking your 'fang' into"?

Ew, no, it would bleed.

No, it would have to be dildo that sparkled in the daylight. Would sell to a certain crowd, I'm sure.

[Nallix]

Originally Posted by AtlanticVamp

What's next? Vampire Pocket Pussy?

Yes.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by bigmac64

No, it would have to be dildo that sparkled in the daylight. Would sell to a certain crowd, I'm sure.

That was mentioned further up the thread, you put it in the refrigerator to make it nice and cold

[bigmac64]

Originally Posted by Dark Mark

That was mentioned further up the thread, you put it in the refrigerator to make it nice and cold

Ooops, guess I missed that one. I just can't keep up with the Jones' when it comes to sexual toys.

[AtlanticVamp]

Wouldn't it be weird if it actually bit someone?

Originally Posted by Nallix

Yes.

[The Coyote]

Originally Posted by AtlanticVamp

Wouldn't it be weird if it actually bit someone?

I can see it being a Japanese movie.

[Baron Victor]

Now I have seen it all lol

[Morbidfilm]

When I saw the Cthulhu dildo in the magazine, I was surprised that my reaction was, that's wrong.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by Morbidfilm

When I saw the Cthulhu dildo in the magazine, I was surprised that my reaction was, that's wrong.

I'm quite sure that is a perfectly normal reaction.

[AtlanticVamp]

Originally Posted by Morbidfilm

When I saw the Cthulhu dildo in the magazine, I was surprised that my reaction was, that's wrong.

Totally! A Cthlulu sex toy should be an artificial vagina. With tentacles.

Also, I'm a big believer that there should be "ghost condoms". Feels like there's nothing there, but still gives you that tingling feeling...and optional ectoplasmic lube.

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by AtlanticVamp

Also, I'm a big believer that there should be "ghost condoms". Feels like there's nothing there, but still gives you that tingling feeling...and optional ectoplasmic lube.

Glow in the dark ones are fun, you can pretend to be Darth Vader

[bigmac64]

Like this?

[Dark Mark]

Originally Posted by bigmac64

Like this?

My point in a nutshell.